Welcome!
Oct 30, 2008
TERTIDUR LAGI
Oct 27, 2008
CELOTEH KEDIAKU
KAYU APA??
IKAN APA??
Oct 26, 2008
CHELSEA vs LIVERPOOL
Oct 24, 2008
SHOULD CHILDREN WITNESS CHILDBIRTH??
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place...... smack his ass again!"
(Source: E-mail)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZEE (MY LIL' SISTA)
Zee
Hey Zee.. Happy birthday (24.10.08).. Ucapan in-take lama ni ah.. Semoga panjang umur, murah rezeki selalu, sihat walafiat sentiasa dan berjaya dalam apa jua bidang yang di ceburi.. :).. Rajin-rajin tah driving.. Inda jua kediaku jadi driver mu lagi.. Rugi jua lesen mu atu kalau inda di pakai.. Hahahaha.. Walau apa pun, happy birthday lil' sis.. Enjoy ur day.. =)..
Oct 23, 2008
SI Q' YANG BARU
Bowh!! Apa yang kediaku tutup atu.. Whahahaha..
Lapas segala masalah rasanya selepas kediaku begunting rambut tadi ptg atu.. Macam orang baru bah rasanya.. Kediaku begunting di mana nah?? Inda kediaku mau bagitau nama kadainya eh.. Hahaha.. Mau kan bercerita tapi inda mau bagitau semua.. Huhu.. Lapas abis begunting atu, selajur kediaku jalan-jalan di Mall atu.. (Bowh!! Kedapatan tia di mana kediaku begunting.. Hehehe..) Jalan punya jalan, tais liur tia jua kediaku kan makan Blizzard Oreo.. Nyaman lai.. Kan makan plg kediaku lagi.. Lanja kediaku eh.. Jadi?? Hahaha.. Kediaku teruskan lagi jalan-jalan di Mall.. Tais tia jua liur kediaku kan makan kabab.. Macam-macam jua eh kan kediaku makan hari ani.. Selajur tah kediaku membali kabab yang ada di luar Mall atu.. Apa nama kadainya ah?? Entahlah.. Malas kediaku kan memikirkan sama mengingatkan.. Inda jua keluar exam kan.. =p.. Btw, best of luck untuk biskita yang menduduki exam masa ani..
Oct 21, 2008
CARA KURANGKAN STRESS
Man : Bapa aku hebat. Dia polis. Semua orang takut ngan dia.
Ali : Eleh, bapa aku lagi terer. Kalau dia suruh orang tunduk, mesti orang tu tunduk.
Man : Wow! Bapa kau keja apa?
Ali : Tukang gunting rambut.
KELAS TADIKA
Ayah : Apasal B.I kamu nie asyik dapat kosong jer...! Apasal hah?
Anak : Eh, ayah! Tu bukan kosong. Tadi cikgu adik dah kasi bintang banyak kat bebudak lain. Ada dapat 5 bintang la, 4 bintang la. Bila turn adik jer, bintang dah abis. Sebab tu cikgu bagi kat adik bulan.
SUDU
Doktor : Encik kena ambil 3 sudu ubat ni setiap hari.
Pesakit : Eh! tak boleh la doktor.
Doktor : Kenapa?
Pesakit : Rumah saya ada dua sudu jer.
MAYAT
Cikgu : Hasan,sambungkan 2 ayat ini menjadi satu. 'Ali menaiki basikal ke sekolah'' Ali ternampak mayat.'
Hasan : Ali ternampak mayat menaiki basikal ke sekolah.
TIRU
Cikgu : Encik,anak awak didapati meniru Ali dalam exam.
Bapa : Apa bukti awak?
Cikgu : Encik tengok soalan nombor 4 nie. Siapakah menemui Pulau Pinang?
Seman tulis 'Saya tak tahu'dan anak encik tulis ' Kalau engkau tak tahu, aku lagi la tak tahu
DOKTOR
Suatu petang datang seorang lelaki berumur ke kelinik ENT, kerana telinganya di masuki biji kacang hijau semasa dia membeli barang dapur di pasar.
Doktor : 'Selamat petang...'
Pesakit : 'Selamat petang Doktor!'
Doktor : ' Ada masaalah apa ...?'
Pesakit : 'Telinga saya dimasuki biji kacang hijau, Doktor...'
Doktor : 'Biar saya periksa telinga anda!'
setelah diperiksa....
Doktor : ' Ada 2 cara untuk mengeluarkan biji tersebut...
Pesakit : 'Apa caranya doktor?'
Doktor : 'Pembedahan kecil kosnya 2 ribu ringgit dan pilihan kedua pula percuma...'
Pesakit : 'Mahal sangat Doktor, kalau yang percuma bagaimana?'
Doktor : 'Yang percuma kena sabar...'
Pesakit : 'Baik, saya sabar, dan bagaimana caranya...?'
Doktor : 'Anda sirami telinga anda 2 kali sehari dan nanti jika sudah jadi tauge anda tinggal tarik keluar.
Pesakit : 'Huh
(Source: E-Mail)
Oct 20, 2008
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINES!
2. Woman: Dr. An ant entered my vagina, please take it out.
Doctor removes her panties and start making love.
Woman: What are you doing?
Doctor: This is the only way to drown the bastard!
3. Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
Ans: YOUR SALARY. It comes once a month last 3–4 days & if it doesn't come you are in deep trouble!
4. A lady visited her doctor again,
Dr. said: U look more sick & exhausted then b4. Are u having 3 meals a day as I advised?
Lady: WHAT? I thought u said 3 MALES a day!!!!
5. A nun went 4 a urine test. The sample got mixed up. When the doctor told her she waz pregnant, she cried n said, "Shit, we can't even trust cucumber anymore!”
6. A boy pulls down his pants in front of a girl & asked "Do U have this?"
The girl lifted up her skirt & said, "My mom said with this I can have a lot of THAT!"
7. Schoolgirl: I do not want to take the SEX EDUCATION.
Class Teacher: Why not?
Schoolgirl: Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be ORAL!
8. Mother asks daughter, how is married life?
Daughter shyly says like BRITISH AIRWAYS.
Mother reads the ad & is shocked "7 DAYS A WEEK, TWICE A DAY, BOTH WAYS!”
9. What is the STRONGEST muscle?
TONGUE - It can raise a woman's hip with just one lick!
The lightest muscle?
PENIS! It can be raised by a woman's tongue!
10. Lady Immigration officer asked a Korean tourist: Name? Park Yu.The 0fficer become angry & shouted back: FUCK YOU! Now what's your full name? Korean replied: PARK YU TOO!!
11. Man to wife: Business is bad if u learn 2 cook we can remove servant. Wife: ASSHOLE! If u learn how to fuck we can remove driver, gardener & watchman.
12. COCK say to his two BALLS: I am going to take you with me to a party. BALLS said: You big fucking liar. You always get INSIDE and leave us waiting OUTSIDE!
13. A baby dog asked mama dog how papa look like?
Mama dog reply: How I know. Your papa came from behind & I didn't have chance to see his face!
14. What's the difference between stress, tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, PANIC is when both are pregnant!
(Source: E-mail)