WEEWEECHU..

One beautiful December evening, Ah Beng (bukan nama banar) and his girlfriend Ah Lian (nama kelakar) were sitting by the side of the ocean.

It was a romantic full moon, when Ah Lian said, 'Hey baby, let's play Weeweechu.'

'Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon' said Ah Beng.

'Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play Weeweechu. I love you and its the perfect time,' Ah Lian begged.

But Ah Beng replied, 'But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon.'

'Please Ah Beng, just once play Weeweechu with me.'

Ah Beng looked at Ah Lian and said, 'OK, we'll play Weeweechu.'

Ah Beng grabbed his guitar and both sang this song……………...

'Weeweechu a melly Clistmas,

Weeweechu a melly Clistmas,

Weeweechu a melly Clistmas,

And a happy New Year”

(Source: Kediaku copy paste dari e-mail & google.com.. Hehe..)

WASHING A NEW SHIRT

Ah Beng (nama eksin-eksin) went to school with his new shirt. It was all wet.

His teacher asked him , "Ah Beng, why is your shirt wet?"

Ah Beng replied, "I just bought it from Mega Mall and it says here Wash and Wear".

Tonikz.. :)

(Source: Kediaku kupipis dari e-mail..)

TARZAN..

Bukan gambar ku.. Tapi gambar hiasan sahaja..

Temburong, 500 Tahun yang lalu, somewhere in Temburong, ada Liau ani yang bernama Tarzan (nama eksin-eksin) menghuni hutan di sana bertemankan kawan karibnya iaitu 2 ikung baruk. One boring day, time Liau Tarzan atu jogging di tasek sorang-sorang, baruk dua ikung atu mengumpat kedia belakang-belakang..

Nya baruk yang pertama to baruk yang kedua: 'You know what jeng? Heran bin kreta surung me wah, chua you perhatikan Liau Tarzan ah, sikit-sikit makai cawat, sikit-sikit makai cawat, prasan superman!! kitani inda jua payah becawat, belurih jua kitani bini-bini, musti ada something ni jeng ah..

Baruk yang kedua: Ehh awu ah, baru tah me realize jua tu yow eh, I smell something fishy!! Padahal sama jua spesis kitani ani ah.. *ukummm*

An hour gone by, Liau Tarzan balik dari jogging bepaluh bau hangit and mempelawa gengnya dua ikung ani kan mandi sungai..

Liau Tarzan: Bah Bgho.. Lakas tah tani mandi sungai, siuk ni, nyaman hari ani sulnya..

Skali bisdia pun pegi betiga and sudah sampai di sungai, tarzan atu warninglah gengnya dua ikung ani sal dari tadi gengnya dua ikung atu menantang ia macam cerita hindustan..

Liau Tarzan: Bahh.. Me kan betilanjang ni ah dalam sungai, malas me becawat, jangan subuk-subuk ah, pitutan kang mata kamu..

Baruk Dua Ikung: Okie tu yoww.. Hehehe..

Skali Liau Tarzan pun turun keaying, cawatnya digantungnya arah puhun, and seperti yang kitani jangkakan, ambuk dua ikung atu mungkir janji and tecangang meliat tarzan, iatah baruk yang pertama becakap to baruk yang kedua..

'Patut tah ia makai cawat saja yow, rupanya ikungnya di dapan'..

(Source: Dari e-mail yang kana hantar arah kediaku.. Then kediaku share sama biskita.. Biskita pun ada received e-mail yang sama kali.. Hehe..)

PANTUN "KENTUT" SAMA "WARNING!!"

KENTUT
Orang Amerika kentut cakap EXCUSE ME
Orang British kentut cakap PARDON ME
Orang Singapore kentut cakap FORGIVE ME
Orang kita kentut cakap NOT ME! NOT ME!

WARNING!!
Children playing outside the car
can cause accident
Adult playing inside the car
can cause children!

(Kediaku kupipis (copy paste) dari e-mail.. So, faham-faham saja ah..)