THE CRAZY AH BENG

Why did Kok Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?

Because below 18 not allowed !

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Kok Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Kok Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Kok Beng : "Give me a green one, please."

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Kok Beng is filling up an application form for a job. He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc. Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question. After much thought, he writes "Yes"

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Kok Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Kok Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Kok Beng : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Kok Beng : "I'll buy it"

The next day, Kok Beng goes to work with his thermos flask.

Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
Kok Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do ?"
Kok Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
Kok Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"

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After taking photocopies of documents, Kok Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.

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Kok Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.

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Why can't Kok Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.

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Kok Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.
When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.

Kok Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me ?!"

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Kok Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear"
"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But ...... what happened to the other ear ?"
Kok Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back!!!!"

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Kok Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Kok Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?" Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Kok Beng : "THANK YOU " AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE."

KISAH PAHIT SEORANG GIGOLO

Seorang pemuda frust, mencuba-cuba menjadi gigolo. Pengalaman pertamanya bertemu seorang ibu muda datang dengan kereta mewah. Pemuda itu dibawa dengan kereta mewah menuju ke sebuah rumah besar milik wanita itu. Sesampainya dirumah, dia di suruh masuk ke dalam sebuah bilik. Si pemuda itu merasa nervous kerana ini adalah pertama kalinya masuk ke bilik wanita lain. Fikirannya tak menentu, bingung dan juga kekok. Semakin di fikir seperti itu, berahinya juga makin muncul.

Sebelum melakukan apa-apa, wanita itu berkata, "Kamu bukakan dulu baju kamu dan tunggu disini dulu ya, jangan ke mana-mana," ujar wanita itu kemudian keluar dari kamar.

Pemuda itu makin bingung kerana ditinggal keseorangan. Dan, dia malu untuk telanjang kerana tubuhnya kurus.

Akhirnya dia membuka semua bajunya, dan menunggu di bilik. "Ah alang-alang menyeluk pekasam biar sampai kepangkal lengan," fikirnya.

Tak lama kemudian, ibu itu masuk ke dalam bilik. Kali ini diikuti oleh dua orang anak kecil.

Ibu itu berkata kepada kedua anak kecil itu, "Tengok ni, Wati dan Budi, kalau malas makan badan kita jadi kurus seperti abang ni"

Waaaaaaaaaa.. Serius jua biskita membaca atu.. Hahaha.. ;p..